Are you real?

Yes. And I’m spectacular.

Fortunately for you (but, more so, for me), I’m flesh, blood, and (a very special amount of) bone.

The best way to become convinced of this is to meet me in person.

More ways to check

If you’re not ready for that, you’re welcome to peruse my thousands of posts on Bluesky, book a video date, schedule a curiosity call, or peek at others’ reviews and testimonials.

Are you real(ly interested)?

If you still don’t believe I’m real, then I’m afraid we might have to break up. “It’s you, not me.” 🥲

Otherwise, I welcome you to reach out with your screening information and your deposit ready. These show me that you’re real, too. 😘

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